Stop man-handling me and scratch my balls dammit!

Whenever Big-E is touched these days, he cries bloody murder... like he's being man-handled. If it's not one thing, it's another.

First it was a tooth from September. Then it was the ear infection. Then it was another tooth.

Now... it's a rash... but not just any rash. Oh no... it's one that spreads and is most commonly referred to as "Jock itch".

He was such a pain in the ass so joyful to be around for Thanksgiving. You couldn't put him down and any time anyone came toward him, he'd scream.

Poor guy... all he really wanted was for someone to scratch his balls and make the pain go away.