I've been formally introduced to the Switch Witch... that nice witch who comes and switches the candy for a toy.
She'll make her introduction tonight to Sydney. She just has to leave her candy outside the front door and tomorrow morning will be wonderful present for her.
Oy Vey! Another mythical presence in my children's lives? Will she be scarred for life when she realizes this, along with Santa Claus, doesn't exist? When she's 25, will she shake her fist at me, yelling, "YOU DID THIS TO ME!! YOU MADE ME BELIEVE IN SANTA and the SWITCH WITCH and they were taken from me by mean children who told me the truth."
And my response will be, "DO YOU HAVE A CAVITY IN YOUR MOUTH? Then go on your merry way, darling daughter."
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Yeah Denise and Megan have been doing that for years now, the kids love it! Some years they go for it others not so much...but don't have to worry about Ty this year, the dogs ate what little candy Daddy didn't ;)
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