Thursday, April 02, 2009

Top 10 Horrible Things About Moving

10. Grime on the cabinets. Serious fat infested grime.

9. Planning the logistics. But at least I don't have to plan plane flights with this move.

8. Moving schools. Well, kids aren't moving schools, but i'm so traumatized by the last 2 moves that it's still making the Top 10 List.

7. Building boxes. Nothing worse than cardboard cuts. Or when you accidentally let the tape lay against the roll again. And you can't get it off!

6. Sore muscles. Because moving is like a whole day spent at the gym.

5. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS.

4. Dreading taking Ethan out of the crib. He'll be sleeping on the mattress from now on.

3. Explaining to Sydney why we aren't moving to the school. Apparently she got upset whent I told her we are moving CLOSER to school and she expected NEXT to the school. I think she actually wanted to live AT the school.

2. Fearing for my life in the new house because it's not equipped with a security alarm.

And the worst thing about moving:

1. I lost Dish Network today. They screwed up the dates and stopped my service TODAY. HELLO? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS??? IT"S "LOST" WEDNESDAY! GIVE ME BACK MY GOD LOVING LOCAL CHANNELS NNNNNOOOOWWW!

3 comments:

Keri said...

After moving the first box in, it's your job to point to where everything else goes and of course, make sure all of your movers have beer! I managed to get out of our move by having a tax appointment the same day. When I got to the new place everything was there and all moved in! It was wonderful!

Anonymous said...

Hey! I saw your desperate cry for not seeing Lost and I sympathize. :) It is the BEST show of all time! Can't you watch the episodes online? I accidentally deleted an episode of 24 on our Tivo box that my husband hadn't seen yet. Oops! He pulled it up online and watched it. I know...not the same as on TV, but atleast you get to see it.

Anonymous said...

Darn! I just noticed the name on our google account says, "Guy." It's me Jill (Houck) Anela. So, whenever you see a "Guy said..." know that it's me. :)

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